Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Better than Goldfish Cheese Crackers

My boys love cheese crackers. When we went gluten free, cheese crackers were one of the biggest sticking points. And not just any crackers...goldfish crackers. How did goldfish become such a childhood staple? Even when Gabe wouldn't eat a bit of other food, he's accept a goldfish or two. I think if you tested the carpet in my van it would be 40% goldfish cracker. There were fine with no more PB&J sandwiches, didn't make a peep about giving up their favorite cookies...but the whining over the goldfish was never ending.

 So I started checking out how to make crackers on the web. Gluten free, tasty cheese crackers. After a few batches of experimentation, we've hit on a combo of recipes that works really well for us, and the boys love them! It's a bit of work, and certainly not as inexpensive as buying goldfish crackers...but now when  give them a handful of crackers as part of their snack, I know what kind of ingredients are in there, and I can feel good about that. Plus a small handful (ten or so) of these fills them up in a way that the never ending self-serve snackie cup of goldfish never did! Now if I could just find a teensy tiny goldfish cracker cutter... 

Better than Goldfish Crackers

4 oz shredded cheese (we use a combo of cheddar and Kerrygold Dubliner - strong is good here)
4 tablespoons cultured butter
3/4 cup cornstarch or potato starch or arrowroot
1/4 tsp salt
2 tablespoons milk or half & half
Optional: salt for sprinkling

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Grease a backing sheet, or I use a silpat instead.

Combine all ingredients except milk in the food processor and pulse until it is fine crumbs. Pulse in a little milk at a time until you have a smooth dough.

You can roll them out on a lightly greased surface (the dough is sticky) but I've had good luck splitting the dough into two gallon sized bags and rolling it out there. Then I put the bags into the fridge for 30 minutes to an hour (or until I remember I was making crackers). You slit the bag down the sides and there's your nicely shaped square of dough.

I've just been taking a sharp knife and cutting the crackers into squares. I've found the boys like the crackers best at about 1/2" squares. Larger sizes are less crispy but very tasty. After cutting the squares, take a fork and pierce lightly all over the dough, then sprinkle with your favorite sea salt if desired. We use a brand called Real Salt.

Then I transfer the crackers to the silpat in batches and bake off for 9 minutes or so, until the crackers a lightly golden brown and crispy. Watch it closely; they can go from not quite done to burned in a heart beat or at least in the time it takes to break up a tussle over who gets that Buzz Lightyear doll. You want to pull them before they are really browned or you'll get burned crackers anyhow. Transfer to a rack to cool completely and store in an airtight container to retain crispiness.Try not to eat them all the first day, and watch for little poachers on the cooling racks!